I'm Alice, your friendly neighborhood water nymph vampire, I'm strange, I don't like the dating concept at least not in modern ways, I like courting better. I was born in the wrong era for that but I love the computer and my music too much to give that up for anything. I belong to the "invisible" class of people, I blend in by standing out, people don't really notice me and if they do notice me they don't really make much of an effort to talk to me-my best friend as an exception. I'm also obsessed with three semi stalkerish lines: "When you walk away I count the steps that you take." for one. "When I catch my breath its you I breathe." for two and "I could sit here for hours waiting on your arrival." for the last one. I have an addiction to photography and the graphic editing involved in that, usually something completely over the top or just changing the colors around a little bit. I can turn pictures of anything that I hate into something amazingly awesome. My dad and sister have very short tempers and very low control of that temper. The result is loud voices and doors slamming on a daily basis. This has caused me to have a very strange fear of loud noises. If I shut the car door a little louder than I wanted to I freeze for a moment and look over at the driver waiting to get yelled at for slamming it, but in such cases I was just being oversensitive to the noise again. I'm also doing slide show videos now, usually to music, featuring my friends and the thousands of pictures I take of them. It is really uncomfortable for them to know whatever pictures I take are going to get twisted and used for something totally unlike their personalities. There is only one way that I would ever stop being single: if I met my soul mate, and the way I have my soul mate thing figured out is that I would reconize them instantly, maybe not register them as my soul mate but I'd reconize them, and be perfectly at ease with them the first time you ever speak, and you fit perfectly too, the right everything, they match your interests where it matters most and your dislikes they like where it won't matter too much. I write romance, but now don't you go getting pictures in your head about dirty romance novels or fairy tales (ew). I don't write those kind of things. I specalize in tragedies, in killing off characters. And the villans, I adore making the villians the good guys and also making them selfish vindictive jerks. I don't like happy endings. I also write Flashfictions. I write those because I'm tired of looking at normal every day things and finding them mundane anymore, I want to look at anything and everything and just let my imagination run wild with it, there is no more mundane in the world for me. I was born to be a writer, I'm a social retard in real life, I can't respond to anything the "right" way, simply because I can't see the words or see my words, they just have to come out. So I'm a complete and total spazz, but put me in front of the computer or write notes with me I would blow your mind. I'd be coy and flirty and proper girl friend material...its just the inibility to communicate well verbally thats my problem. Someday the characters from my first novel entitled "Always and Forever" will have the same impact on people's hearts as Bella and Edward without the return of the power of the dislike. I prefer Cheesecake flavored pudding to actual cheesecake. It's a lot cheeper, healthier, and easier to make, and it tastes just fine when you don't get cheesecake very often! I get along with guys a lot better than girls, but its always only for a short while, they get bored of me very often and very quickly. Its strange, I never get tired of their company, but they get tired of mine. My friends and I are a breed all our own, we all like to write and read and hide in darkened corners and such to continue to do such things. We're brought out of our little caves by each other to be dragged into something called the "outside world"...I'm not really sure what that is! I'm cursed with a simple and easily confused/amused mind with the added defect of not being able to let confusing things stay confusing. I have to disect them. I also like to think that I omit an aura of light and goodness. I'm not a crack addict, I don't chase rabits wearing waistcoats down holes, and I can't see the future. Someday people are going to read my books and when they finish say "no way!" and grumble about how the ending wasn't fair the story should have kept going and a thousand other things that are wonderful. The only thing I have any real hopes about is that, so I may as well hope high. I've also just discovered a scary talent of driving guys to homosexuality. I am determined to like everybody, but if I fail with you, I just pretend you don't exist. I figure its a good way of doing things. I'm manipulitive, but thats a thing I don't use often, and when I do...it barely works, but it gets me what I want...usually...sometimes...not really actually. Occassionally it does! I am single, and happily so. I have the rest of my life planned out so I can be single forever and quite contently. It seems like the easiest course of action, doesn't require any unneccessary emotional exersize, and I've even found a cure for the lonely thing, I'm going to adopt a kid who can actually carry on conversations with me. I recently aquired a job as a paige at the local library uber part time so I can offically be concidered a working class citizen and librarian! That makes me happy. And I think I have the longest biography on YWS...Do I get a prize?
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ZOMMMMMG, its...ALLICCEEEEEEE!!! wrote:
I'm Alice, your friendly neighborhood water nymph vampire, I'm strange, I don't like the dating concept at least not in modern ways, I like courting better. I was born in the wrong era for that but I love the computer and my music too much to give that up for anything. I belong to the "invisible" class of people, I blend in by standing out, people don't really notice me and if they do notice me they don't really make much of an effort to talk to me-my best friend as an exception. I'm also obsessed with three semi stalkerish lines: "When you walk away I count the steps that you take." for one. "When I catch my breath its you I breathe." for two and "I could sit here for hours waiting on your arrival." for the last one. I have an addiction to photography and the graphic editing involved in that, usually something completely over the top or just changing the colors around a little bit. I can turn pictures of anything that I hate into something amazingly awesome. My dad and sister have very short tempers and very low control of that temper. The result is loud voices and doors slamming on a daily basis. This has caused me to have a very strange fear of loud noises. If I shut the car door a little louder than I wanted to I freeze for a moment and look over at the driver waiting to get yelled at for slamming it, but in such cases I was just being oversensitive to the noise again. I'm also doing slide show videos now, usually to music, featuring my friends and the thousands of pictures I take of them. It is really uncomfortable for them to know whatever pictures I take are going to get twisted and used for something totally unlike their personalities. There is only one way that I would ever stop being single: if I met my soul mate, and the way I have my soul mate thing figured out is that I would reconize them instantly, maybe not register them as my soul mate but I'd reconize them, and be perfectly at ease with them the first time you ever speak, and you fit perfectly too, the right everything, they match your interests where it matters most and your dislikes they like where it won't matter too much. I write romance, but now don't you go getting pictures in your head about dirty romance novels or fairy tales (ew). I don't write those kind of things. I specalize in tragedies, in killing off characters. And the villans, I adore making the villians the good guys and also making them selfish vindictive jerks. I don't like happy endings. I also write Flashfictions. I write those because I'm tired of looking at normal every day things and finding them mundane anymore, I want to look at anything and everything and just let my imagination run wild with it, there is no more mundane in the world for me. I was born to be a writer, I'm a social retard in real life, I can't respond to anything the "right" way, simply because I can't see the words or see my words, they just have to come out. So I'm a complete and total spazz, but put me in front of the computer or write notes with me I would blow your mind. I'd be coy and flirty and proper girl friend material...its just the inibility to communicate well verbally thats my problem. I prefer Cheesecake flavored pudding to actual cheesecake. It's a lot cheeper, healthier, and easier to make, and it tastes just fine when you don't get cheesecake very often! I get along with guys a lot better than girls, but its always only for a short while, they get bored of me very often and very quickly. Its strange, I never get tired of their company, but they get tired of mine. My friends and I are a breed all our own, we all like to write and read and hide in darkened corners and such to continue to do such things. We're brought out of our little caves by each other to be dragged into something called the "outside world"...I'm not really sure what that is! I'm cursed with a simple and easily confused/amused mind with the added defect of not being able to let confusing things stay confusing. I have to disect them. I also like to think that I omit an aura of light and goodness. I'm not a crack addict, I don't chase rabits wearing waistcoats down holes, and I can't see the future. Someday people are going to read my books and when they finish say "no way!" and grumble about how the ending wasn't fair the story should have kept going and a thousand other things that are wonderful. The only thing I have any real hopes about is that, so I may as well hope high. I've also just discovered a scary talent of driving guys to homosexuality. I am determined to like everybody, but if I fail with you, I just pretend you don't exist. I figure its a good way of doing things. I'm manipulitive, but thats a thing I don't use often, and when I do...it barely works, but it gets me what I want...usually...sometimes...not really actually. Occassionally it does! I am single, and happily so. I have the rest of my life planned out so I can be single forever and quite contently. It seems like the easiest course of action, doesn't require any unneccessary emotional exersize, and I've even found a cure for the lonely thing, I'm going to adopt a kid who can actually carry on conversations with me. And I think I have the longest biography on YWS...Do I get a prize?
Your Bio is huuuuuggeeee!
Also, Thats awesome (what you said on my guestbook)
Your Bio is huuuuuggeeee!
