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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'And so begins the story about a boy who dies at the end of this book.'

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salutations. I'm Gregory, and I LOVE math. This book is going to examine the distence formula to every unnessesary detail and waste many hours of your time.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim-Tim, the pet giraffe, was about to eat the little boy's peanut, when some UFOs flew down from the sky and killed everything within 500 kilometers.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Did you know that's your reading a extremely boring book?'

*Hey guys did you notice that most of our wost lines could be made into great stories?*

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was a dark and stormy night....

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*I rest my case*

Once upon a time a horrible purple hippo jumped into the opening....

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The end.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a time this book ended.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One day these kids were messing around in this old man's yard.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It all began when Megan seated on the seat on a castle full of ghosts.


Wait is that bad in a good sort of bad way?? Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is an ending and a beginning to every story, and sadly for you this is only the beginning as there is a middle after it and even farther ahead is the end, but every story has to start somewhere, and why not here, at the beginning which, after all, "is the very best place to start" according to a singing nun who later marries a widowed man, and he has a lot of children who can all sing quite nicely in the movie called "The Sound of Music" which I saw recently in the last year, and it reminded me that every story has a beginning and an end and even a middle, so I thought to myself, "I'll just have to go write something," and that would be how this particular story came about in my head today.


How was that? Yeah, I know, it's long, but, hey, no one ever said there was a length, right? Very Happy Oh, and I agree with Firestalker about the worst lines making great ideas-I've already got a couple! Hooray for bad sentence starters! lol

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At last someone agrees.

DO NOT READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS......................................... I warned you now you will have to endure 345 pages of the word 'E' in simple form. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......


*and on and on*

sorry for the caps

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