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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets...
*is it just me or is this really getting totally senseless?* |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing...
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that... |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to... |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to devour ... |
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| <Ahem>I think that doesn't go along with what I wrote</Ahem> |
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<Ahem> Sorry <Ahem> :rOnce there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn...
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that... |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate... |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. |
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.
"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.
"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.
The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.
"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.
Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.
Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So ... |
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