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| How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
| A twig, and maybe a small branch |
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13% |
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| An entire tree! |
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9% |
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| Huh? |
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3% |
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| What's a wood chuck? |
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8% |
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| Two trees |
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4% |
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| Ask Bob |
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40% |
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| Umm... None of the above |
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19% |
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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:56 am Post subject: Woodchucks and wood |
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| This time the official poll asks the old age question: How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| Or how about the even more controversial question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck a 1000 pound man? |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:12 am Post subject: |
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*Shrugs*
Ask Bob.
*Whispers* 42. |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:44 am Post subject: |
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| In this case, does chuck mean vomiting? |
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| Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:12 am Post subject: |
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| Chuck means throw, in this case. I think. I doubt he could throw up much wood without repeated attempts. |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Wood? Throw things? Huh?
 meh, I'm confuzzled.
Ahhh...are you talking about those walking trees in Lord of the Rings?
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| Those are ents, dear. |
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Yes......I'm just stupid.....ignore me, please.....!!!
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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That must hurt; I usually just say something like "Gosh" and squint my eyes really hard. But I guess that works too.
I answered "A twig, and maybe a small branch," but 42 is a much better answer. |
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owwww...I hurt...oh love me, I hurt.......
I asked Bob the Builder.
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| I have no idea what a wood chuck does. Chucking trees? |
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Yep, that's the problem I have too. Surely trees are to big to be chucked...are we talking rainforst size trees or little baby ones???? 
I actually have not a clue what the hell a wood chuck even is....anyone care to elaborate? Sorry for being dumb in response to a random poll and all..... |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Bob knows everything, so it would be easier to just ask him. (Or her... what if Bob is short for Bobualur, or something like that... hmmm) |
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Chicken...look at his profile!!! he's a maaaaan...well, alledgedly...we can't always prove these things....  but he's definately a dude. |
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