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Source: http://www.fearthefin.com/2010/1/22/126 ... al-stalock
Our Stalock
As bright as the ice
Sweet saving Al
80% god, skating tight
Out of the Shark's mouth
Number 32
Like Blake Griffin
Worcester call-up kid
He didn't know he'd be sittin'
Between the pipes
Saves within minutes
When McLellan pulled Niemi
The team started retaliating
Call him Al Stalock
Call him 30% Cheetah
Four goals in the last period
And he was the hero of it
Stalock's game was
Dastardly, intuitive
But alas, it was not to last
Stalock was slated to be our backup
Goaltender in the house
Why'd he have to fly back to Worcester
And get his leg stepped on
By a skate sharper than broken glass?
At the Tank, fans' hearts broken by the news
The diagnosis was a dead season
Invasive nerve surgery was due
And even after, a long time till recovery's completion
Stalock's game was all reflexes, too
They said below the knee he felt nothing, the worst lesion
It's like a mistake, why couldn't it happen to a douche
Instead, our 80% god spent most of last year on the bleachers
But like in Digimon, the Crest of Hope is in my fate
Humans overcome the worst when they have tenacity
In a video, we saw him gingerly skate on the 8th
Stalock's out, but not gone, and we await him eagerly
I know he'll return as a Shark does, after a winner's bait
Now we have Tyson Sexsmith and Harri Sateri
But I see him coming back strong not a second late
A goalie's true weapon is his focus and his
Ability to get back up and shine leaving losses in his wake
And Stalock will win with Clowe, Couture, and Pavelski,
Our Stalock, and in particular, mine.
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