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There sat a fluffy bunny,
On my kitchen counter.
He sniffed around and looked at me,
And asked "Why do you wonder?"
Too surprised to speak,
I stared at him in awe.
"Suit yourself," he said to me,
"To stare is against the law."
He hopped up to the fridge,
And kicked the door ninja-style.
All I could do was gape,
While he attacked my food-pile.
"Where are the carrots?" he asked,
And pointed some spinach at me.
"I have them now, but you must come,
And join me for a cup of tea.
Leave your deadly weapon,
we have no need for that.
I won't attack you, and if I do,
I vow to eat my hat."
The bunny put his weapon down,
I sighed a sigh of relief.
For if that stuff entered my mouth,
My family would be in grief.
I led the bunny to a table,
Laden with sweets a plenty.
"Where are the carrots?" he asked again,
I said, "Just wait, and there will be twenty."
I ran into the kitchen,
And brought out a bag,
'Twas covered in sequins,
And had a tiny tag.
"Carrots many, are in this,
'Tis a magical pouch.
While seemingly small, it can hold a man,
And for that I can vouch."
The bunny opened the sack,
And peeked inside in wonder.
A sea of orange greeted him,
And ready was he to loot and plunder.
He jumped into the purse,
Delighted with this treat.
Little did he know,
I had a trick up my feet.
I pushed him inside further,
I pushed him down, down, down.
He choked and gasped and gurgled,
Until finally, he did drown.
Drowned in his own greed,
I now end this lore.
He cannot steal more carrots,
The Carrot Bandit is no more.
Now excuse me for I keep my vows,
Don't be surprised at that!
I have to leave you now,
And eat my tasty hat.
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