Lake Girls Ideas
Brooke & Bridget go to get April at her house at like 3 in the morning (their both kind of drunk)
(Brooke knocking on April’s window.)
Brooke: (using a deep voice) April! It’s me coming to kiss you!
(April opens the window)
April: I said get lost Derek, you perve’
(April hits Brooke with her science textbook)
Brooke: (On the ground) Ouch! I’m not a perve’! You’re a perve’! Just because you have these mega boobies doesn’t mean that everyone is in love with you. (Brooke walks over to Bridget who’s laughing)
Bridget: Brooke, that wouldn’t make her a perve’ she’d just be vain.
April: I-am-so-sorry-Brooke. Hold on, I’m coming down.
Brooke: (Rubbing head) Good, cause’ I’m not coming up.
***
Brooke: April’s bra is so big that I swear I could fit 20 pairs of socks in it.
Bridget: Don’t you think you’re over exaggerating?
Brooke: No, I’ll go and prove it to you. (Brooke takes April’s bra and goes upstairs into her room)
April: (Comes out of the bathroom in a towel)
Brooke: Okay, not 20, but I did fit 5 in each. (Brooke pushing the bra together.) They’re not as good as April’s though.
Bridget: (Giggling)
April: (Glaring at Brooke)
***
Brooke: April, why do you hide in such big clothes when you’ve got these incredible boobs!? (Grabs April’s boobs) (Takes place in class)
***
Girl: My crush just asked me out on a date and it’s tomorrow, but I don’t know what to wear?
Bridget: (Frustrated)(Fourth time someone asked her) Oh my god. I’m trying to study! Go ask Brooke.
Brooke: (Counting jelly beans) Huh?
Bridget: Help her decide what to wear. (Pointing to girl)
Girl: Pink top with jean skirt mini or blue top?
Brooke: (Thinks she stating the obvious) Go naked! Duh!
Girl: Laughs
April: Brooke?
Brooke: What? That’s what I’d do!
April: You wouldn't go nude.
Brooke: Yes, I would
Girl:uh...
Bridget: Ugh! Wear the pink top with pink bow shoes, but wear your hair in a ponytail to make it look like you didn’t try to hard. Play hard to get and only wear eyeliner and lip-gloss, now get lost!
Girl: Thank-you so much!
Brooke: (Amazed) How did you do that?
Bridget: shrugs & grins
***
In math class. (Brooke sits next to April for help) Brooke tapping her pencil on her teeth.
Brooke: April, can you see your feet?
April: (Half laughing) Yeah, why wouldn’t I be able too?
Brooke: Because your boob’s are so big!
April: Stunned
The whole class burst out laughing
***
Brooke reading a baby book.
Brooke: It says here, that your boobs get larger when you’re pregnant. (Looking up from book) April you better not get knocked up.
April: (Eating a danish) Why?
Brooke: I’m concerned, I mean trust me, yours are gonna’ explode! (Pushing April’s boob’s together.)
Bridget: Rolling around on the floor laughing.
April: Looking pissed.
Brooke: Wide eyed in concern
Gender:
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