David
Eve facepalmed. Art was different--a mixture of confusion and being impressed that Nick had actually pulled it off.
“How did he expect to actually get away with that?” Eve threw her hands out in front of her. “‘Oh, okay, well I’ll just take my Pokemon now and collect droppings for the rest of my life!’ ‘Hopefully no one will ever want to know if I’m legal or not!’ My Arceus, that’s dumb...”
David was smirking, trying his hardest not to laugh. “He really is a smart guy.” He shrugged, looking over to the nurse’s desk. “He figured he could find a loophole in The Rules.”
“There are plenty of loopholes, Dave.” Art was at his Pokedex again, making the little trinkets inside whirr and buzz.
“Like...?”
“For one, you can be the child of a champion!”
“That’s rather ridiculous,” David said, his brow furrowed. “What’s to guarantee that the champion’s kid won’t be a rocket goon or something awful?”
“Like one of those Magikarp fishermen. What possible strategy could they have?”
“It’s like my father used to say,” Art interjected, “every tidal wave has to start with a splash!”
“This conversation has really gotten away from me.” David looked at his two pals and got up, straightening his jacket on his shoulders. “Whatever’s wrong with Nick, he’ll probably be up and running again not too long from now.” The other two nodded. “So we need to go loophole hun--”
“Arthur!” David was pushed back by a tall man in a labcoat who ran straight for Art, greeting him with a huge grin.
“Oh! Uh, hello, professor...”
“Arthur, my boy, I wanted to thank you!”
“I’ve done nothing spectacular to warrant your gratitude, sir!” It was incredible how they matched enthusiasm. David figured it had to be a nerd thing.
“I was in the lab earlier today, studying fossils that have recently arrived from Sayda island--you know that they’re valuable if they come from Sayda--and the air conditioner broke down! And I sat there in my industrial rolling chair and thought to myself, ‘Professor, you could sit here in the heat and smoulder the rest of the day while cleaning these fossils, or you could venture out into the wild blue yonder and experience life for itself for a change, and--great Scott! I just had to put that Anthro-Delta Specimen back in its protective casing because I was going to live a little!” He grinned wildly and pointed at the ceiling. “And as I left the laboratory, I was taken aback by a roaming gang of Meowth that just seemed to happy to be alive and together!”
“P-professor, you’re getting awfully off-topic.”
“Oh, right!” He nodded and straightened his glasses. “All-in-all, I thought of you and your love for Pokemon and life, and I wanted to give you a chance to balance it all out with higher education!”
“Higher...education...”
“Yes!” From his coat, he retrieved a glossy pink voucher. “With this glossy pink Voucher D9-EZ2, you can enroll into the Pewter Pokemon Academy (try saying that ten times fast!) and excel in your learning of Pokemon and the world!”
Eve and David slowly turned their eyes to Art. David looked at Eve, then, and winked.
Art took the voucher and held it up to the light, only to have it cast a shadow on his face. “It’s an incredible gift, sir! Thank you!”
The professor grinned proudly. “Anything for you, my boy! Enjoy your adventure, and be on the lookout for incredible phenomena--they surround us each day, even in the small things!” He nodded at all three kids. “It’s as my father used to say, children, ‘Tidal waves must all start with a splash!’” The professor then turned, without another word, and left them there, staring at the glossy pink voucher.
“Talk about a Deus Ex Magnemite.”
“Machina.”
“Bless you.”
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Rocket Andy
“Mandy, this labor is ridiculous!” Andy was covered in sweat--soaked from his head to his toes, and progressively losing clothing to compensate. He wiped his forehead.
“Hush, Andrew. And keep running.”
Andy was on a treadmill. Noteworthy is that it was a very large treadmill, raw-wired to a hundred outlets surrounding the small room where they worked. Andy was running steadily (though slowly slowing down), and from the treadmill ran a wire that fed power into a rather large anti-generator embellished with a very large, very red R.
Mandy, however, was kicked back in a lawn chair with a straw running between her Ruby Red Dye #5 lips and a glass of pink lemonade. “Being evil is quite the hard work, don’t you think, Andrew?”
“You don’t want to know what I think.”
“Becalm yourself, my friend.” Mandy grinned and turned her eyes onto her running partner. “Shortly, all of Vermilion’s power will be ours, and we’ll have all we need to launch the device.”
“We’re not...even guaranteed...that the others have the meteorite!”
“Don’t be silly.” She took a long sip of lemonade and grinned. “Our best operatives are on the job, and should be headed to Mt. Moon as we speak.”
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