LOVE --ULTRAVIOLET---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ULTRAVIOLET
CARLY
SAM
EDWARD
BELLA
HARRY
RON
HERMIONE
TWIHARDS
ANTITWILIGHTERS
THERAPIST 1
THERAPIST 2
KIM POSSIBLE
SHEGO
DR. DRAKKEN
SCENE: ULTRAVIOLET at her house, gathered around the tree at Christmas.
ULTRAVIOLET: Oo…. My turn! <grabs present from under tree, shakes, starts madly tearing at the paper> A transportation bracelet! Just what I’ve always wanted! <starts playing around with buttons on bracelet> Thanks mom and da-- Ahhhhh!
<bracelet transports UV to unknown location>
UV: Where am I?
CARLY: I’m Carly!
SAM: I’m Sam! And this is…
CARLY/SAM: ICARLY!
UV: Ugh… I hate this show.
CARLY: Today on Icarly we have… HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSI POP! Sam, bring out the tootsi pop.
SAM: I can’t do that.
CARLY: Why not?
SAM: Because I ate it.
CARLY: WHAT?! SAM!
VOICE COMING FROM CEILING: RANDOM DANCING!!
<Carly and Sam start dancing randomly>
UV: I don’t want to dance randomly.
<Sam stops dancing>
SAM: You will dance randomly or I will slap you with my salami!
<Sam pulls salami out of shoe>
UV: How did that even fit in there?
<Sam swings back salami. Carly grabs salami>
CARLY: Sam! We do not slap people with salamis!
<CARLY and SAM start bickering>
UV: OK, that’s it, I’m out.
<UV starts pressing random buttons on her bracelet>
SAM: Oh no you don‘t!
<Sam grabs UV’s arm and they both get transported>
UV: Now where are we?
SAM: It’s a good thing I keep emergency BBQ ribs in my other shoe.
<Sam pulls a plastic baggie full of BBQ ribs out of other shoe. Takes ribs out of baggie and is about to eat>
BELLA: I’m clumsy!
<Bella trips on a flat surface and falls on Sam, whose BBQ ribs fall to the dirty ground>
SAM: Five second rule!
<Sam picks ribs off the ground and starts eating them>
UV: Ew….
EDWARD: Bella, my love, my only reason for existence!
BELLA: Oh Eddyweddysnookywookyloveydovey….
<Edward picks Bella off of ground and sparkles for her>
BELLA: Oo… shiny!
UV: Gag me.
<UV presses button on her bracelet. Harry, Ron and Hermione show up at UV’s side. Harry sees Edward>
HARRY: Cedric? YOUR ALIVE!!!!!
EDWARD: My name is Edward. I’m a vampire.
HERMIONE: So the Avada Kedavra curse turns you into a vampire?
RON: Bloody hell.
BELLA: I’M CLUMSY!
<Bella trips on more flat surfaces and falls on Ron>
HERMIONE: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN! LEVICORPUS!
<Bella flies into air upside down. Bella trips on air and falls on a metal spike, which Hermione magiked up>
EDWARD: Bella! NO!!
<Blood squirts out of Bella’s body. Edward’s eyes turn red>
EDWARD: Must…. Not…. Drink…. Human…. Blood.
<Edward drinks Bella’s blood>
EDWARD: Bella! What have I done?
<Edward gives anguished sob>
EDWARD: Without you, I have no reason to live! I’m off to provoke the Volturi!
<Edward runs off to provoke Volturi>
TWIHARDS OFF IN THE DISTANCE: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANTITWILIGHTERS OFF IN THE DISTANCE: WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
<UV messes with bracelet again. Two therapists pop in>
THERAPIST 1: Those people have issues. Well, I’m off to do business!
<Therapist 1 pulls business cards out of pocket and runs to fictional-vampire-crazed-broken-hearted fans>
THERAPIST 2: WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!
<UV plays around with bracelet AGAIN. Kim Possible, Shego, and Dr. Drakken pop in. Kim and Shego start martial arts fighting>
DR. DRAKKEN: I shall now destroy the world!!!
<Dr. Drakken pulls remote control out of pocket and presses a button. Everything within a mile radius goes KABOOM!!!!!!! and explodes into tiny pieces>
EDWARD OFF IN THE DISTANCE: Please, Volturi, PLEASE KILL ME!
<Edward hears explosion>
EDWARD OFF IN THE DISTANCE: NO!!! I wanted to die!!!!!!! NO. FAIR.
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