Young Writers Society

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HARRY_P
Hello twitter, I'll be tweeting to you from a cupboard under the stairs. Not a whole lot happens here, but I'll keep you updated.
13 Jun

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HARRY_P
Some might call it just a cupboard under the stairs, but I call it #hell.
20 Jun

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HARRY_P
It’s my cousin Dudley’s birthday today. Happy Birthday, #dogbreath. Glad that I’m allowed to tag along to the zoo with them today.
23 Jun

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HARRY_P
Talked to a snake at the zoo… never done that before
23 Jun

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HARRY_P
The one day I actually get a letter and I’m not allowed to open it? I feel the love Uncle Vernon.
26 Jun

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HARRY_P
Damn. Someone must really want me to open these letters!
27 Jun

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HARRY_P
Going to be moving to an island for a while, so I'll talk to ya'll when I get back.
28 Jun

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HARRY_P
Holy shit. I’m a wizard.
1 Jul

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HARRY_P
Going to get my school supplies today! Does anyone know where I can find myself a wand in London?
3 Jul

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HARRY_P
@Hagrid_R Thank you for the early birthday present! I think I’ll name her Harry Potter Jr. Or Hedwig… that would be nice too.
5 Jul

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HARRY_P
First day at #Hogwarts tomorrow, bit nervous…
31 Jul

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HARRY_P
Where the devil is Platform 9 and ¾?
1 Sept

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HARRY_P
Met @RonWeasley on the train. He’s a ginger, but he seems like an all right guy.
1 Sept

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HARRY_P
GOT INTO GRYFFINDOR! How do them apples taste, Slytherin?
1 Sept

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HARRY_P
@MalfoyD you’re sort of an ass, in case you haven’t noticed.
11 Sept

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HARRY_P
Made the Quidditch team. Meet Gryffindor’s new seeker!
13 Sept

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HARRY_P
@MalfoyD Come at me, bro.
30 Sept

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HARRY_P
Saw a three headed dog last night… that’s normal here right?
5 Oct

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HARRY_P
Defeated a troll today with @RonWeasley and @HermioneG … no big deal or anything
31 Oct

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HARRY_P
First quidditch match today … I think I’m going to be sick
5 Nov

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HARRY_P
AWE YEAH, GRYFFINDOR’S FIRST WIN. Catching the snitch with my mouth wasn’t my best moment, but I’ll take it.
5 Nov

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HARRY_P
@HermioneG Could I borrow your potion notes?
12 Nov

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HARRY_P
Made a sick-ass talking snowman with @RonWeasley and @NevilleLB today
20 Dec

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HARRY_P
Does the wizarding world have a Santa?
24 Dec

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HARRY_P
Happy Christmas everyone! Can’t wait to use my new invisibility cloak
25 Dec

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HARRY_P
Does anyone know what the #Philosopher’sstone is all about?
11 Jan

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HARRY_P
@RonWeasley Holy dragonballs. Me and Hermione have something huge to tell you.
30 Jan

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HARRY_P
Agh… detention in the forbidden forest tomorrow. Great.
13 Feb

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HARRY_P
This Voldemort guy is a tad bit badass, I’ve never seen someone drink unicorn blood before. CHUG CHUG CHUG!
14 Feb

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HARRY_P
@HermioneG and @RonWeasley We need to get to the Philosopher’s stone before Voldemort does.
28 Feb

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HARRY_P
My scar's #tingling!
7 Mar

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HARRY_P
Tonight’s the night, guys!
18 Mar

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HARRY_P
Getting past the dog was easy enough, but getting past the friggin plant was down near impossible.
18 Mar

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HARRY_P
No way. Who knew that Professor Quirrell had Voldemort attached to the back of his head?
18 Mar

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HARRY_P
I guess I’m sort of a #bigdeal around here…
19 Mar

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Confetti!

Yessss there's another one. The final tweet made me laugh so much. xD

I'm not sure I prefer this to the Chamber of Secrets one, but that's probably just because now I knew what to expect. These are still so funny, and I want to see more!

I didn't like the first tweet that much, because it just seems very uncharacteristic for the Dursleys to "get Harry internet". Besides, if we want to be reeaaally humourless and nitpicky, technically they most likely wouldn't even have an internet access, because the first book takes place in 1991, and yeah... but we won't go there because that's dull and would defeat the whole point of this, which we don't want because these rock. To get around it, you can just not mention the word "internet" in these tweets. I also think that the first tweet should be something more... hooking anyway.

Favourites:

"@MalfoyD Come at me, bro."

"Met @RonWeasley on the train. He’s a ginger, but he seems like an all right guy."

"Made a sick-ass talking snowman with @RonWeasley and @NevilleLB today" - especially this, because you came up with an original happening (this wasn't told about in the book, right?)

and finally:

"I guess I’m sort of a #bigdeal around here…"

xD

@RonWeasley Holy dragonballs. Me and Hermoine have something huge to tell you.

Remember it's Hermione!


More please!


Demeter
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Hello!

First off, you need to rate this 16+ because you cuss a lot in this. Second, isn't it Sorcerer's Stone? o.e

I loved it! It was hilarious! Especialy:

"@MalfoyD Come at me, bro."

and:

"Met @RonWeasley on the train. He's a ginger, but he seems like an all right guy."

and:

"I guess I'm sort of a #bigdeal around here..."

XD so funny! Write more?

- Ariel.

Ok, this was stinkin' FUNNY!!! Can I put in a request that you do this to the rest of the books?? Thanks for making my work day that much less boring

Wow! These are hilarious! Please do more! I don't have a twitter account but this makes me feel like I do have one! Continue! Please! ^_^

See, the real issue here is that Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is set in the early 90s. Long before Twitter came into existence.

Hahaha once again this made me laugh! These are quite fun to read! Hope you keep them up! Also you should think about if you do the next ones, making them a bit longer by adding other characters tweets into it! Other than that, great job! BRAVO

Wow...Just wow...

The only thing I personally didn't like was the language...The foul words weren't in the books, but that's just me.

But, it was very funny!!!

Wicked! Bloody 'ell, this was a fun read! Fantastic job!

Amazing! Very entertaining, I loved how you cussed in it, it also helped people relate to Harry Potter more. Or at least it helped me relate to him more! Thanks so much for posting these I read your other one and it was also amazing! I think it would be really awesome if you did one for all seven of the books, also great job on the idea of twitterizing Harry Potter definetly not something you see often.
Thanks!
-Snickerdooly

HARRY_P

Holy shit. I’m a wizard.

1 Jul

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That was the best tweet out of all of them. This is really funny, and incredibly pointless, but really funny, so don't stop. I don't care if twitter wasn't invented back then. If the HP series happened now, I could totally see this happening. This is funny stuff.

-Jared

OMG! Usually, I review, but there wasn't much to nit- pick and whatever there was has been taken care of, already.

That is an original and amusing idea. I love the idea in itself even though I think there could have been more humour if that was what you were aiming for. I should not be saying this because such a genius idea didn't come from my head, but I couldn't resist saying it.

Keep Writing, and hats off to your originality.

I'm pretty sure its the "Sorcerers Stone"

Hey there!
I thought this was great to read but I did have an issue with the dates. I mean, doesn't Harry find out he's a wizard on his birthday - which is not the 1st of July. And I think everything happens too soon: e.g. The Harry/Voldie/Quirrel situation happens in June ish.

Other than that it was great to read
Oh, and it is the Philosopher's Stone! J.K is english

Wow this is awesome. You sure know how to make someone laugh.
There isn't really much else to say, except it was hilarious and not much else. And it was interesting. And made me want to keep reading.

People are saying there are more. I shall go read them.