I was writing an article for a paper and then this happened.......
Dear sweets,
I am so sorry to say this but I am breaking up with you.
You may have kept me thinking your the only one for me, you are not irreplacable! While a big bowl of mint-chocolate chip ice cream makes my mouth water, I've found a replacement. A little stick of gum sugar-free and five calories. It tastes just like you and the pleasure of mint chocolaty goodness lasts a whole lot longer. You may comfort me with your chocolate cookies and brownies but I've found a healthy alternative to your fating attempts to keep us together. A chocolate granola bar, 90 calories from Fiber One knows how to get me to feel better, and keep me better. It has a splash of the chocolate you drew me with but it includes rice and oats which are essential to my diet.
While your soda kept me smiling and awake through the day you would often slow me down later in the day. Vitamin Water, zero calories, with no added sugars but many vitamins manages to keep our relationship steady and doesn't make me crash and burn. I'm sorry to say your bipolar disorder has gotten out of hand.
While our relationship was nice I can no longer be with you. I know your friends are taunting you now that I am twenty pounds lighter and no longer over weight but you should have know the consequences of your actions.
XoXo,
KLP
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