"All the best weddings have assassins."
- the miraculous ladybug fanfiction i was just reading
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"All the best weddings have assassins."
There’s something about hearing a French man say “Yee-Haw”
My son came home from school saying he’s gonna ‘yeet himself out of the window’
You are the human equivalent of a cold bowl of soup
i am a hotel
for bacteria
i hope i get a 5 star review in bacteria yelp
he's expecting comfort from the woman he loves and instead he gets a violent little teenager of an indescribable gender
i gonna barf up the rock and eat this rock instead, cause it looks more important.
Growing up, he was always taught that mass-mind control was okay, but now he’s starting to question that
Taylor waved happily. He was in an ANIME SHOP with COMICALLY LARGE PILES OF MEAT.
clearly, this has been done by someone who had too much time on their hands
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