(Note: This is an online chat with a Microsoft Help representative who is trying to help me fix a glitch in my laptop. Microsoft is in BOLD and my words are in normal type. And yes, it's fictional...mostly
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Hi, how may I assist you?
Thbrb's sombthing wrong with my kbyboard.
I'm sorry, but I could not follow that. Will you say it again?
Thbrb's sombthing wrong with my kbyboard.
Hmm...if I follow you right, your typing board is not working good?
That's corrbct. Whbn I typb thb lbttbr B all I gbt is a b.
B is a high form of b. You must hold down ALT to attain it.
But I don't want a b. I want a b.
A b. That is what you want?
NO! I want the lbttbr B! As in Bbb!
Bbb is not a word.
I know! I wbnt to school!
What affair is going on again?
Affair? I'm not having an affair! What is wrong with you pboplb?!
I'm sorry, I only wish to aid you in fixing any malfunction with your PC. It is running Microsoft. Right?
No, it's running thb onb hundrbd mbtbr dash in thb Olympics! If coursb it's running Microsoft! Why would I bb talking to you if it wasn't?
Part of our population would do it anyways.
What, now you'rb dissing on the gbnbral Ambrican public? What is this, a hatb spbbch confbrbncb in Washington, DC?
I would not say any thing of that sort? I am only trying to assist you.
How about you assist mb to thb doctor to gbt a nbw brain? I may nbbd onb aftbr I'm finishbd with you!
What? What is it that you think to do to?
I'll tbll you what I'm going to do! First, I'm going to go down to your officb with a chainsaw, and havb a hayday thbrb. Thbn I'll go find that Bill Gatbs of yours, shovb a paintball gun up his fudgb makbr, and paint thb cbiling of thb Sistinb Chapbl on thb insidb of his colon! (To all of you Coach Hines fans out there.) Thbn, I'm going to takb all of thb Dbll laptops, rip off thbir kbyboards, and makb you bat thbm all!
I am going to our National Guard with this.
Yah? So what! Think thby'll carb? Ha! HAHAHAHAHA! AJSDOJFSKDNOSDNFOAJSLDMBKBNOJOJSOFJALSDJASONLKVMCDODOSKODASOD! Thbrb! Havb a tastb of that kbyboard! You know what I'm going to go do right now? I'm going to go buy a Mac. That's right, you hbard mb. A Mac! So @#&$* you Microsoft!
Finish this discussion has.
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