Young Writers Society

Hello everyone I am back with more sparkly wizard and chosen vampire tales…..
Sorry I mean…SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND CHOSEN WIZARD TALES!!!!!
It was just another combined double potions class with Slytherin House.
“For the last time Ron, you have to put the dragon scales first!!!” shouted Hermione Granger
“And I thought blondes were dumb”
Malfoy from the far corner was counting his dragon scales and saying each time:
“Hermione likes me”
“Hermione likes me even more”
“Hermione hates Potter!”
Snape comes over to Malfoy’s table:
“Ahh…young love…how disgusting!! I see you envy a Potter as they are the ladies men”
“Huh…and I thought Glitter boy there was a chik flick package” replied malfoy
“Hey! Why did you pair me up with this mannequin here?!”
“You mean Miss. Swannn…..”replied Snape “Ehem! Miss Swan?”
“Sparkle..sparkle?” she replied
“Are you done with your potion?”
“Sparkle sparkle. Sparkle sparkle sparkle….SPARKLE!”
“Hmmm… I see the problem you probably missed to add a rats spine”
“Ohhh…sparkle”
Edward raised his hand to ask a question.
“Excuszi! Professor snape!”
“WHAT!?!....just ignore the glitter on his face….yes Mr.Cullen?”
“Yeah I have a small Q………Do I dazzle you??”
“UGHHHH….50 points from Gryffindor!!”
“What! Hes’ from hufflepuff!!” protested Ron
“SHUT IT WEASLE BOY!!! CLASS DISMISSED!!”
Yeah I hope you all enjoy it and about the grammer…its just a paraody. Its not a real piece of work so chill out!

There are two other parts? I might just go read, haha! This was most amusing, even for a short parody piece. It reminds me of those "Chatroom" situations you see in storyboards nowadays. It's growing ever-popular, but I must admit this is a step-up! Thanks for sharing.

~Panda;;

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Heya, JM. It's me, LadyPurple again! About that grammar you mentioned, this is very a very cute story but in order for others to read it and understand you need to use grammar. The same goes for puncuation. I know you think it may not matter or something but it does. I won't try and point out any errors due to the fact that everyone has pointed them out in the past and you probably get the point. Not enforcing you to use grammar and puncuation but just giving some advice.
~LadPurple

got it!
thanks!

Haha, hilarious.
I really love the way you described the sparkly mr. Cullen, and the oh-so-adorable miss. Swann.
Well done, I'm gonna read the other parts too!
Keep up the good work!

thank you!

Back after a long hiatus.

Can't believe I missed this being posted >.>

Hehe, weasel boy ;P

I always look forward to these, keep it up!

~Blood ^_^

Lol,

Since you said not to say anything about the grammar - I won't. I will just congratulate you. This was actually, genuinely funny . I am now going to go and read all the rest of your Sparkly Vampire and Chosen Wizard Tales.... Great job

Keep writing,
Alzora