There once was a buzzing Insect
And his name was Git
He was a roaming, toddling, wonderful thing
And he left zits whenever he bit
One day little Git
Was flying around
And spotted one day
Around the town
A nuclear war
About to take place
Oh no! Git said
I must move with haste
Little old Git
Didn’t want a war
So he decided
To bite some more
He bit the Russians
Them stupid communists
And bit the Americans
Those white trash idiots
So the buzzing old insect
Left a bunch of zits
On them stinking warmongering faces
And they threw quite a fit
They thought it was an alien
That was biting their face
And decided to unite
In the light of world peace
So the communists and the idiots
Made a united front
And so stinking Old Git
Prevented Alas, Babylon
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