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That was so funny! I was laughing so hard that my dog started barking and jumping at me. LOL I guess she doesn't like laughing people.

Meep(: wrote:Bella: *pants* Forks!
Harry: Spoon?

Bahahahaha! That was fricken funny! I was laughing so hard.
I like how you made everyone seem so utterly supid and confused. Edward was an ego maniac, Bella was a usless fool, Harry was pretty much going with the flow, and Hermione was a know-it-all. Genius!
I'm still laughing...lolz

Bahahahahaha!

That was the funniest thing I have ever read! There were too many parts that I was dying laughing at to even attempt to put them all in this reply post thingy.

Reading that pretty much made my day. I love it. The stuff about Bella being too useless to die and indispensible was hilarious. I'm a Bella hater, I stopped reading the books because of her actually.

And I liked the "pen really is mightier than the sword" that was great.

You are incredibly talented in the humor department, please write more so we can all laugh more!

Keep it up!
Rory

Oh my God that was absolutely priceless!

I love the fact that you made anyone from Twilight a total moron! So awesomefull!

I esp. loved these parts

Bella: *pants* Forks!

Harry: Spoon?

Haha I died at that part!

While Meyer slapped blindly at the air like a powerless Squib, Rowling threw some skillful punches, breaking a number of Meyer’s nails, who became hysterical.

That was awesome! I could see it so perfectly in my head!!

You're totally awesome at Twilight bashing! I love all your scripts!

Keep up the epic work!

-Irish

I loved it Meep! totally awesome! I laughed the whole way through! I love how Bella ends up slipping and dying! Perfect ending! Ha Ha!

ahahahahah..! hilarious.. super!!!...

It made me laugh more when I remembered Robert Pattinson played the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter Goblet of Fire...

ahahahha.. Good thing Edward and Cedric didn't meet..

Gosh.. How I love HP..
...My friends.. my sister.. my cousins.. they're all obsessed with Twilight!.. saying it's like HP!!! ....hated them for that!...

for the Twi fans..
don't be mad..
we're just sharing opinions.. ^^

and just having FUN.. ahhaha

OHMYGOSH!!!!!!! That made me laugh so hard!!! I was like dying and my mom came in and had to read it. (She also nearly died by the way!) I am all for J.K. Rowling, and hate how Stephenie Meyer is getting all the attention! I loved the error parts too! Haha it was hilarious!!! Thanks so much you brilliant master mind!

That was hilarious, I almost dyed laughing. You should write more things like that. You can just see that becoming the basis for an impressionist show.

I couldn't stop laughing!! My sister was/is sitting next to me, and every time I started laughing she gave me a weird look, so I lost it, and was on the floor laughing!

A few critiques. The characters aren't *really* anything like that in the books, and Stephenie Meyer is nothing like that, but it seems as though that's what you were aiming for. (I probably seem like an obsessive twilight fan, defending the twilight-ness?)
I only wish Edward met Cedric...

Keep writing, this was awsome!

~Mo.

Gushhh....... In two words boring and lenghty

I freaking love this! It is so hilarious and funnny and God, you rule!

E: This hat totally cramps my style.

H: Deal with it, bozo.

H: *snorts delicately and removes the curse. For now.* Big deal. She’s a muggle.

E: Muggle? OH! You mean Muggle-Wumps, from Roald Dahl’s The Twits right? My girl isn’t a monkey!

H: No, but you’re the twit.

I really can't see Edward or Hermione saying this, for some reason, but it's still extremely funny! =]

E: *raises his hand* Mr Severed Snake-

H: *screams in frustration, flinging hands wildly* It’s pronounced Severus Snape, stupid! *proceeds to utter a string of unprintable obscenities*

Malfoy: Hey, you’re badder than I gave you credit for, Mud-Blood. Wanna go out on Saturday? We can grab a Firewhisky together at Hogsmeade.

H: *Eyes him condescendingly* Fine. And there’s no such word as ‘badder’.

E: Why are you talking about bladders?

H: <Error: Text too vulgar to be displayed>

Malfoy: Impressive.

I am laughing too much to type properly right now, but anyway, I loved this so much!
You deserve a gold star!

That was classic. Will review later.

incredible. I loved it! Even though I love Twilight I loved it. Lol
Great work you should deff. pot some more.

-Shorty(amber)

Wow...and I mean it. I had to stiffle my laughter so my mum wouldn't wake up. Derek's absolutely right, the books don't compare - 'coz Twilight sucks. It really, really does. Sorry if I offended anybody with that comment.

Keep up the good work!

Robyn.

Wow you're a genius of script dialogue!

That was incredibly FUNNY

The way you've started this is ace:

meep(: wrote:J.K Rowling: This is all your fault, you know.



Stephenie Meyer: *whines* Why is it my fault? You’re the one who wrote Harry Potter!



Rowling: Before Twilight existed, you moron.

Anyway, you can't nitpick something as funny as this. I'm in love with it.
Brilliant!
Ben.