Laura:
people! Do you like sausage??
Emma:
do I? I lurrrrveeee sausage! Especially when the guys make them…
Laura:
Ok….. Now, children. Are you naughty enough to steal sausages. If you’re not, then you are a PIE!
Adam:
what if we have our own?
Emma:
Can I have a bit?
Laura:
Emma! You randy little *beep*
Emma:
Who me? No way!
(Emma does a flip and dives in for Adam’s sausage, doesn’t like it and goes for Alan’s.)
Laura:
Ok…Well, hey there adam.
(Alan lets her, Wallace, Alan’s friend gets jealous)
Wallace:
HAVE MINE!
Pete:
Laura, are you joining in? If so, you can have mine!
Laura:
Oh no! Go away, you snotty, smelly weirdo
Pete:
Laura made Pete cry.
Emma:
I enjoyed those sausages…
Laura:
Oh no! Here comes Lewis! Run!
Lewis:
Hey sexy ladies! Want my sausage?
Emma:
No Lewis! You play with your food too much!
Laura:
Yeah! What she said! Go away! Pedo!
Pete:
HAVE MINE HAVE MINE! I make them gooooooood.
Lewis:
OKAY!
(they run into a corner and have some fun)
Laura:
( in American voice) Sick dude!
Emma:
With all these sausages, me and laura don’t think we can do them all in time!
Wallace:
ME ME ME FIRST!
Laura:
Too far! I’m away to get Dougie from McFly!
Emma:
NOOOO! NOT HIM! NOT THE MCFLY GUY!
Adam:
What about me? Am I not as good as him?!
Laura:
No! Shut your mouth!
(dougie enters in the room and Laura faints)
Adam:
DOUGIE! YOU MADE LAURA FAINT! TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!
(adam bitch slaps then kicks, Dougie falls over clutching his balls and dies.)
Adam:
Yeah!
Emma:
I WANTED TO DO THAT!
(Emma kicks dougie in the face and laura then gets a stick and starts poking him)
Laura:
Whhyyyyyyy????? Whos making me do this? Can’t stop self!!!!!
Pete:
POKE ME! POKE ME!
Laura:
NOoooo!!!! Go away smelly!
Adam:
then poke me!
(Laura gets too stressed out and her head explodes)
Wallace:
With all the poking laura is doing… Emma, could you poke me?
Emma:
NO! I WANT TO POKE ALAN! NOT YOU!
Wallace:
I feel depressed…
Alan:
What about a threesome?
Emma:
Okay!!!
(They run off into a bedroom and don’t come out for several hours)
Pete:
All I wanted was for someone to try my sausage…
(Pete walks off head down, depressed…)
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Emma:
THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT! …Is someone going to pick up Laura’s bits of head?
Adam:
Oh! I’ll pick up all the bits!
Lewis:
NO! I’M DOING THAT!
(the two have a bitch fight, they die)
Emma:
Oh well! Everybody died xcept me, allan and Wallace and pete but petes depressed hes probably died already!
Wallace:
The bedroom is empty… wanna have more fun?
Alan:
What we doing?
Emma:
We are having more sausage fun!
Wallace:
Any poking?
Emma:
Later! *wink*
THE END!
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