Carl's cheeks felt like they were on fire. He pressed his face up against the stainless steel of the soft serve machine and waited for several minutes, his mind having been turned to a mass of brain colored pudding.
What had just happened? More importantly, what hadn't just happened?
Carl should have tossed his paper hat aside and burst through the front entrance, tearing off his apron as he went. The orange Autumn Festival spoons would clatter against the sidewalk and the napkins would blow free through the air, like liberated doves. "Todd, my love!" he would yell, and leap into his arms. And then they would kiss the passionate, sloppy tongue kiss of reunited lovers in war epics, spinning around in each others' arms in front of the New Prague Dairy Queen.
Originally I had written 'spinning each others' arms in front of the New Prague Dairy Queen', which is also interesting. Like nunchakus, or something.
Mick snorted. "What kind of bullshit is that?"
Sukie slid the bottle over the counter. "An angus'."
A Pervert Thought cropped up in Carl's brain. He quickly focused on a small plastic flower blowing down the street, realizing too late that he had included old people and sex in the same neural transmission.
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