This is a dialouge between a little girl and her animal crackers who she imagines are real. It's a bit awkward but it's also hilarious.
Jenifer (the little girl) opened her pocket where she was keeping all of her animal crackers. “How are we all doing in there?” she asked them.
“Jim’s leg! It’s been crushed against your rather large hips!” she answered herself using the strange voice.
She frowned “Large hips?” she pulled out Jim and the other cracker who had commented about her hip.
“Please! My leg! Just do me in right now!” Jenifer made Jim say.
“No Jim!” Jenifer pulled the other cracker closer to Jim, “you must live! Live for me! Live for your family! Jim can I have a thousand dollars?” the other cracker asked. Jenifer had Jim stand on the brim of the glass of milk.
“Lenny!” Jenifer had Jim call to the other cracker. “Tell Juniper…the money. It’s buried under the-” but Jim was caught off as he was plunged beneath the milky grave of death.
“JIIIIIIM!” cried Lenny. “I want my money Jim!” Jenifer then picked Lenny up and held him close to her face.
“Large hips eh?” she said in her regular tone. Jenifer then pulled a fork from the table and held it above Lenny’s fragile cracker shape.
“No Jenifer! I thought you loved me!” Jenifer silenced Lenny with repeated blows from her fork as she stabbed Lenny over and over again.
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