Mr. Smithers’ Marvelous Multicolor Revolution
Another Monday morning had fallen and New York was gray. The clouds were gray. The buildings were gray. The man walking down the street was gray. The gray was so absurdly, oppressively dull, his face was gray as well. He didn’t smile. He just walked swiftly down the gray sidewalk in his gray suit and bowler hat, humming a melancholy tune and staring straight ahead. The man wore a police badge, grey of course, and there was a slight bulge at his side, underneath his jacket.
He continued his quick and steady pace on past gray department stores and gray high-rises. Eventually, he reached a tall, gray skyscraper. His eyes scanned a sign that listed the businesses in the building until they stopped on the office of Dr. M. B. Caesia, general practitioner. He pulled a pocket watch, furrowed his brow, and prepared to enter the building.
A piece of paper blew down the sidewalk. The gray man stooped to pick it up. It was written on old, yellowed paper by an antique typewriter but the type was far too clear and persistent to be anything but modern. It said:
All hail the multicolor revolution!
The gray will die today!
≈Mr. Smithers
The gray man muttered to himself about the nonsensical nature of the note and threw it to the side. It drifted along for a ways and then landed in a puddle. He turned to the door, rechecked the floor number, and went hastily in.
The gray man found his way to a small room on the 54th floor of the building. He entered the doctor’s waiting room and found it filled with gray tables, chairs, and posters of government propaganda. This room was even drearier than the city outside. The air was stale and lifeless and everything about it seemed stiff. The grayness was tyrannical; not even the peppermints in the dish next to the gray man’s chair could overcome its sheer power. He frowned and picked up a magazine glorifying President Canitiei’s crushing victory over whoever ran against him this time, sat down, and began to read.
A few minutes passed uneventfully. Then, the door to the waiting room was flung open and a second man stepped in. He wore a lime green top hat, a purple tailcoat, and bright red suspenders. In one hand he carried a typewriter and in the other, a firecracker. He sat down calmly next to the gray man, set the firecracker on the table, and began to write.
The gray man glanced at the writer and scowled ferociously. He read the magazine furiously, but glancing up occasionally at the writer, smiling faintly as he typed. Finally, the gray man turned to the other and said in a forcibly polite tone, “The weather’s good today, don’t you think?”
The writer gave him a look of surprise and said in a very cheerful, animated voice, “Certainly not, good sir! It’s gray today!”
“Of course.” came the grey man’s surly reply. Another long period of silence fell. The gray man frowned more deeply. He made another feeble attempt at conversation.
“So, sir. What did you think of the election? Canitiei the best choice, or so I believe.” The writer looked up sharply.
“Certainly not, good sir! Canitiei is a very gray sort of person, somewhat like yourself. I don’t think I like him at all.” Looking rather miffed, the gray man harrumphed a reply and returned to his magazine. He glanced at first at the firecracker and then at the man. At last he turned back to his typewriter.
The silence returned only to be broken by the loud clicking of the writer’s typing. Neither spoke for some time, the gray man grimaced and the writer smiled calmly and wrote. The typing clearly made him uncomfortable as he fidgeted constantly and jumped at the ding at the end of each line. Eventually, he pulled the sheet of paper out of the typewriter, folded it neatly, and placed it in his jacket pocket. He glanced again at the firecracker and then shook his head. The gray man was making a visible effort not to look in his direction. Tranquilly and with exquisite precision, the writer took a single peppermint with two fingers from the dish and licked it carefully. He paused and looked at the gray man with a twinkle in his eye and a mischievous grin. He reached forwards and gently placed the peppermint into the gray man’s ear.
The man leaped from his chair as if stung by a bee, his voice shaking and his large form quivering like Jell-O. His face was a picture of fury and indignation, beat red and wild eyed. He pointed his finger and yelled, “Who do you think you are? What in the world are you doing?”
The writer smiled. “You seem like a very gray man. I was doing you a favor. I was adding some color to your life.”
The gray man stood there for a few seconds, not speaking, but never taking his eyes of the writer and his top hat. He looked over the man from top to bottom and then gave a sight gasp and a stare of complete disbelief.
“Wait a moment!” said the gray man with a start. “Are you the man who phoned the government the other day threatening to put colored lights on the New York Christmas tree?”
The writer grinned broadly and laughed. “And I will too, no mater what you say about it! There will be not gray lights this year! This year I will bring back the color!”
The gray man yanked a handgun from within his jacket and pointed it at the writer. “In that case, in the honorable name of the United Corporate States of America, I am placing you under arrest for disturbing the peace and endangering the nation.”
The writer’s eyes widened. Giving no warning whatsoever, he leaped onto the table and screamed at the top of his lungs. “My name is Mr. Smithers! My mission, freedom! My law, insanity! Tally-ho!”
With that, he jumped out the window.
The gray man stood there for a moment in silence. Then he said to no one in particular, “Well, that problem certainly fixed its self.”
Then he noticed the firecracker still sitting on the desk next to the peppermints. He observed calmly that it was lit, the spark slowly climbing the fuse towards the rocket itself. His eyes widened and he started to chuckle, letting it advance into full raucous laughter that echoed around the room. The spark reached its destination with a hiss.
The city had never seen such a magnificent display of light and color.
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