I, manisha, ban you, crescent, for not one but numerous reasons all of which are valid in the Fake Court of YWS.
1. I see you have not utilized the term formication. That alone should ban you right away. You not using the word makes it impossible for me to get rid of the mulligrubs from my brain especially when I am trying to enjoy the petrichor. I do not want to be a pochemuchka but tell me, why did you not use the word?
2. I ban you for I find you to be a Weltschmerz. Because your constant expressions of pessimism has made me a equal pessimist. Hence, I find myself becoming anti- micawberish and a certain clinomania.
3. I ban you for your username -crescent- for it sends dirls over my body. To know that crescent like things are wandering around the world! Oh, the every thought chills my bones. If you want to argue against this point saying it makes no sense be prepared to find me being completely induratised to your pleas, if any.
4. I ban you for banning Inkpot. Your words come across as plain adoxography. The only one allowed to ban here is I, member of the Fake Court of YWS. Do not incalescent me further on this particular subject.
5. You know what I'm going to ban you for, don't you? Oh, don't be such a gobemouche and try whelveing the truth. I find it very noisome. Please forgive me if I come across as highly bumptious. It is in my nature and allso you aren't my kith.
Now, as to why you are banned. Oh, talking about this gives me frissons!
It is because *drum rolls* I find you trespassing this topic which happens to be my growlery. You see I'm a athazagoraphobia hence this topic is my refuge when I'm depressed because of my fear. Maybe all I really need is a warm cwtch. Hence I ask, even though this is a cadge, to give me a hug.
6. Just because I requested a hug doesn't make you less banned. Inspite of your kalon and you luxuriously dressed in a herigaut, I still find you eldritch. You are an crescent like thing after all. Do you find my reasons fissilingual? That will only make you a piggesnye.
7. We come to the end of the list banning you. Though you are eldritch I find you quite gemutlich. From your expressions I think you can hear the brontide and the psithurism around us. Do not be surprised. It is because I have transported you to the YWS forest where is where all the banned go. At the time of brillig you will be escorted out of YWS. Do not be scared of the crepuscular like lighting. It is just the canopy of the trees.
Now don't be a pain and try to glom your right back into YWS. Then I would have to ban you again.I will have to refer to Writing Gooder all over again and that is rather tiresome. Now be banned on lickety-split. Waste no time!I still need to go get my grandmum teeth as she is edentulous.
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