25 points a piece just to cover the time and to put some sort of price on this.
You might remember the olden days, once upon a time when I made these originally.
Novelty: an article of trade whose value is chiefly decorative, comic, or the like and whose appeal is often transitory
aka that weird crap they made a fancy name for.
Novelty Shop: a store catering to tourists who loaded up with souvenir pennants and other novelties.
aka this shop, sort of.
Guidelines are as follows:
1. Give me the title of your novel. I can just work from that and produce something based on my predictions just from the cover.
2. Or add in a summary of like 3 sentences to describe everything that happens. \
-first sentence serious tagline
-second sentence odd scene that happens
-third sentence something isolated and weird that you wouldn't normally describe for the main summary
3. I can hand draw this or whip up a computer version. If you want a sketch, add an extra 5 points onto before mentioned 25 points.
4. Special requests like background or font or specific colors will be filled for an extra 25 points.
Work making jokes about other novels.
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And here is some of my past work on my own novels.
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Know someone with a novel who'd like one of these stupid things? They make great holiday presents btw.
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