1752 Hours April 1st, 2008
SPEW Gryphon II
YWS System
Light pulsed from the engines of the SPEW Gryphon II. Over a kilometer long, it was well armed and armored for the perils of space travel. It's name came from the shape of the bow, which featured large metallic whiskers, ears, and a beak. It slowly neared the YWS Station.
Grif snored in the command chair. In front of him were displays indicating the Gryphon's status. Grif was the only human on board, everything else was controlled by computers.
"Grif?" A voice came over the loudspeaker.
"Mmnh?" Grif murmured. A light flickered on a nearby panel and Adelaide appeared. She was only thirty centimeters tall and glowed topaz. She was the ship artificial intelligence.
"We're entering YWS space, we should be at the station in thirty minutes."
"Mm," Grif sat up in his seat.
"I've also downloaded our PMs. We have quite a number of them."
"Mnnh."
"Want me to display them?"
"Anything important?" Grif said, wiping the sleep from his eyes.
"An invite to have Dinner with Nate, another invite from Adam, and at least three from Snoink."
"Play the ones from Snoink." Adelaide disappeared and an image of Snoink appeared.
"Grif! Thank god! My iMac has come alive and has somehow managed to animate my pig collection! Please help! Oh my god, I think I hear them coming," the message ended abruptly.
"I warned her that they were becoming a little too close. What's the next message?" Grif said, shaking his head. The screen changed again. A small creature appeared. It had a snout and large ears, but instead of feet it had what appeared to be a spring. The message started.
"SPOINK!" It said, before gesturing off screen. The screen moved to show Snoink. She was tied to a rotisserie and had an apple in her mouth.
"Spoink spoink spoink-spoink, spoink spoink SPOINK!" The message ended with the creatures covering her with barbecue sauce.
"What was that?"
"Loosely translated, it is "give us the secret password or we'll turn her into bacon. What do they mean by the secret password?"
"It's a mod code. You give the secret password to access the mod forums. What is the final message?"
Snoink appeared again. "APRIL FOOLS!"
Grif rolled his eyes.
"Leave it to Snoink to pull the old 'my computer and my pigs have taken me hostage, please help me' gag. What's the brief on the other messages?"
"They want you to meet them at the Captain's Lounge at 7:00."
"Tell them I'll be there."
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